2 Eclipse 42 : This is the theory that every eclipse seems to last longer these days, and that each eclipse get longer and longer every time. One day there will be an eclipse so long that we won’t live to see the end of it. It would be eternal darkness. Scientists have pointed out that eclipses aren’t always longer than their last. So the whole theory falls right apart. This is just another non-theory thought up by another tinfoil hat wearing category 5 moron.